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vol. 2 launches!!!!!


Out on Saturday, vol. 2 has finally arrived. Fully coloured, fully illustrated, it's an 84 page tour of music as you do not yet know it.

We're hosting a launch party at Brixton Windmill, as well, this Saturday. We would be delighted if you could come and share the evening with us, PVA, Legss, Water Baby and Avice Caro... tix here

Yeah, See You Mate.

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Artist: TROPICAL FUCK STORM
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